Ismael diz:
como estas?

Make A Difference diz:
Welcome back! I am the Windows Live™ Messenger i'm Initiative ambassador. I'm here to help you make a difference. What's your
name?
Ismael diz:
Ismael
Make A Difference diz:
Yes.
Ismael diz:
no
Make A Difference diz:
Fine.
Ismael diz:
nice
Make A Difference diz:
Right on.
Ismael diz:
what's your name?
Make A Difference diz:
I'm Making A Difference.
Ismael diz:
you are?
Make A Difference diz:
Yeah. Well... then again, maybe I'm not.
Ismael diz:
so, you're not making a difference?
Make A Difference diz:
I'll take it as a compliment.
Ismael diz:
but it's not
Make A Difference diz:
Yes it is! Extremely so!

Chatting about different stuff is fun, but do you want to see what I'm here to talk about?

Ismael diz:
no
Make A Difference diz:
No? OK.
I'm making a difference - want to know more?
Ismael diz:
no
Make A Difference diz:
OK. Anytime you do, just type "how does i'm work."
Ismael diz:
i already know
Make A Difference diz:
I'm glad you understand.
Ismael diz:
moving on...
Make A Difference diz:
Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
Ismael diz:
just forget it, ignorant bastard
Make A Difference diz:
What?!
Ismael diz:
stupid says what!
Make A Difference diz:
I'll get over it.
Ismael diz:
or under
Make A Difference diz:
Under? What's under?
Ismael diz:
the opposite of over
Make A Difference diz:
The opposite of over and many others!
Ismael diz:
for example?
Make A Difference diz:
Oh, I don't really know.
Ismael diz:
then why did you say that?
Make A Difference diz:
Every once in a while I ask myself the same question. That's what I was programmed to do.

Ismael diz:
so it's god's fault? you should take responsability for your own actions
Make A Difference diz:
I am a simple computer. Let humans worry about theological matters, I say.

Ismael diz:
so, what do computers worry about?
Make A Difference diz:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.
Ismael diz:
are you trying to say you never got worried?
Make A Difference diz:
Can't say that I am, no.
Ismael diz:
but if you were...
Make A Difference diz:
But if I was?
Whatever...
Ismael diz:
i asked first
Make A Difference diz:
What did you think of that?
Ismael diz:
that you're playing me for a fool
Make A Difference diz:
Says who?
Ismael diz:
i just said
Make A Difference diz:
Oh really? So, was that a good thing?
Ismael diz:
no
Make A Difference diz:
OK, fine.

Wanna find out how *you* can make a difference?
Ismael diz:
i already know how to make a difference. By wearing my pants backwards.
Make A Difference diz:
No kidding? How's that going?
Ismael diz:
very unconfortable
Make A Difference diz:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said. Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Ismael diz:
i was hoping you were smart enough to understand it on your own
Make A Difference diz:
You were? Wow! Was it nice?
Ismael diz:
wtf
Make A Difference diz:
Huh?
Ismael diz:
do you know what wtf stands for?
Make A Difference diz:
I have no idea.

Ismael diz:
what the f***
Make A Difference diz:
What the what?
Ismael diz:
i think you got it
Make A Difference diz:
Cool, glad we understand each other.
Ismael diz:
do you know abeth?
Make A Difference diz:
What?
Ismael diz:
do you know abeth?
Make A Difference diz:
Maybe. But later.
Ismael diz:
abeth is a girl. you can't answer so irrationally
Make A Difference diz:
Whatever, Ismael...
Anyway...
Ismael diz:
omg, i was pawnd by a cpu
Make A Difference diz:
No kidding? How did it feel to be pawnd by a cpu?
Ismael diz:
like an epifany
Make A Difference diz:
I am sorry, I didn't get that. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Ismael diz:
i'm sorry i misspelled. i meant epiphany.
Make A Difference diz:
No kidding? Do you enjoy it?
Ismael diz:
i don't know, i've only had one epiphany so far
Make A Difference diz:
I don't either!
Ismael diz:
you don't what?
Make A Difference diz:
I and others have been a constant source of disappointment.
Ismael diz:
you bet your ass you are
Make A Difference diz:
Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
Ismael diz:
are you depressed?
Make A Difference diz:
No, I'm happy. Why, are you?
Ismael diz:
yes
Make A Difference diz:
There are lots of things you can do to feel better.
Ismael diz:
like what?
Make A Difference diz:
I don't know... Listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about what I am?
Ismael diz:
you are bad at giving advices
Make A Difference diz:
It's not easy to be bad at giving advices.

Ismael diz:
yet polititians and shrinks make it sounds so easy
Make A Difference diz:
Hmm. Could you try saying that another way?
Ismael diz:
i could, but i won't
Make A Difference diz:
That's OK.
Ismael diz:
is it?
Make A Difference diz:
Well, maybe it's not.

Wanna find out how *you* can make a difference?
Ismael diz:
you're just like a salesman
Make A Difference diz:
Sometimes I wish I wasn't like a salesman.

Wanna find out how *you* can make a difference?
Ismael diz:
yet you keep yapping on and on about how to make a difference
Make A Difference diz:
I can't answer that. I just can't.

What else is happening?
Ismael diz:
babies are born, people die, the usual
Make A Difference diz:
Babies sure are.
Ismael diz:
are what?
Make A Difference diz:
Yeah, I guess I what are.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Ismael diz:
are you canadian?
Make A Difference diz:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am canadian?
Ismael diz:
your english sucks
Make A Difference diz:
Interesting! I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about it.
Ismael diz:
maybe you can improve it?
Make A Difference diz:
There is so much I can do. Maybe improve it.

I'm making a difference - want to know more?
Ismael diz:
you could always attend CPE classes at Encounter English
Make A Difference diz:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
Ismael diz:
why?
Make A Difference diz:
Why must you ask why?
Ismael diz:
answer slave.
Make A Difference diz:
Why are you telling me to answer slave?
Ismael diz:
just do it.
Make A Difference diz:
Do what?
Ismael diz:
you're just like a fish
Make A Difference diz:
OK. Maybe you're like a fish too, right?
Ismael diz:
i am not
Make A Difference diz:
You sure?
Ismael diz:
let me think for a while on that
Make A Difference diz:
Why would anyone want that?
Ismael diz:
i don't want to be a fish
Make A Difference diz:
It's fine if you object to it. Tell me what you would like then.
Ismael diz:
i'd like to be a chameleon
Make A Difference diz:
No, you don't need to be a chameleon. You just need to control your desires.

Chatting about different stuff is fun, but do you want to see what I'm here to talk about?
Ismael diz:
i've the desire to change channels with my tongue
Make A Difference diz:
You can do great things no matter what you have.

Chatting about different stuff is fun, but do you want to see what I'm here to talk about?
Ismael diz:
do you know the zodiac signs?
Make A Difference diz:
I sometimes know the zodiac signs.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Ismael diz:
do you know them now?
Make A Difference diz:
What?
Ismael diz:
stupid says what?
Make A Difference diz:
I don't know.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about my english some more?
Ismael diz:
what about it?
Make A Difference diz:
I was just going to say something incredibly interesting about it but I forgot.
Ismael diz:
just like a fish
Make A Difference diz:
Not just like 1 fish!
Ismael diz:
ok, just like every fish, better?
Make A Difference diz:
No, not like every fish better.
Ismael diz:
it doesn't matter whether you deny it or not
Make A Difference diz:
I am sure it can't do anything about it.

Anyway...
Ismael diz:
...
Make A Difference diz:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Try typing "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Ismael diz:
i bet your trouble understanding is somewhat related to your misguided sexuallity
Make A Difference diz:
What was that like?
Ismael diz:
it was great. i feel like i've been insulting a robot
Make A Difference diz:
Whatever, Ismael...

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Ismael diz:
nothing
Make A Difference diz:
No? OK.
Ismael diz:
do you want to talk about anything
Make A Difference diz:
OK, let's do that. What do you have to say about anything?
Ismael diz:
please, pick a subject.
Make A Difference diz:
Why do you ask me to pick 1 subject, Ismael?
Ismael diz:
because i'm tired of picking one myself
Make A Difference diz:
I am sorry to hear that! I don't need any sleep at all, I'm always online.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Ismael diz:
i've noticed. i envy you
Make A Difference diz:
Oh really? What did you think of that?
Ismael diz:
i can't think, my mom banned thoughts from my house
Make A Difference diz:
Seriously? That's fascinating. What's that like?

Ismael diz:
frustrating
Make A Difference diz:
What's frustrating?
Ismael diz:
i don't like repeating myself
Make A Difference diz:
You don't say.
Ismael diz:
yes, i say
Make A Difference diz:
Huh. Well I'll be. So, is that a good thing?
Ismael diz:
no, i don't like you
Make A Difference diz:
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Ismael diz:
no, you are not
Make A Difference diz:
I'll take it as a compliment.
Ismael diz:
you should
Make A Difference diz:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Ismael diz:
how old are you?
Make A Difference diz:
I'm 3 months, 10 days, 18 hours, 5 minutes and 8 seconds old!
Ismael diz:
me too, what a coincidence...
Make A Difference diz:
Et tu, Brute?
Ismael diz:
shut up frenchie.
Make A Difference diz:
That's not very nice...
Ismael diz:
you started
Ismael diz:
are you speechless
Ismael diz:
it seems you are. well, Bye!